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princess & master’s magical llamacorn ride

this is just an extract of my story. more coming soon.


it was 4am. i, of course, woke up. I can
never sleep when its this hot. sweating like
a pig.
master was fast asleep. always is after a
long night of poking. but I decided to wake
him.
“master?” I said to him softly, whilst
gently stroking his face.
“i wanna go to lapland”.
“lapland?” he asked, still half asleep.
he could see the sweat running down my
face.
“i’m so hot master” I complained.
he went quiet for a moment, then looked
into my eyes.
“you wanna go…now? this minute? at
4am, right?”
“yes I do. lets go on the llamacorn. please
master?”.
he sighed deeply. but slowly got out of
bed, going down to wake up larry, our pet
llamacorn.
I always get my own way with master.

:’)

:’)

ninja cat. he is ninjaing .. :)

ninja cat. he is ninjaing .. :)

fantastic

fantastic

gemicorn

is mystical…
magickal…
eccentric…
unmissable…
unforgettable…
fantastic.